Jag har tidigare återgivit en lesbisk limerick. Minst lika härlig är denna anti-limerick:

There was an old man of St. Bees,
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp;
When they asked, ”Does it hurt?”
He replied, ”No, it doesn’t,
But I thought all the while ‘t was a Hornet.

Tips: Den i poesi kunnige Carl Magnus Bjuggren.